Total Medals Earned: 414 (From 100 different games.) Total Medal Score: 7,370 Points
Medals Earned: 3/3 (65/65 points)
Died 100 times in one session!
Died 250 times in one session... jees that is some dying.
You didn't save Christmas... but you beat the game, good going!
Medals Earned: 5/5 (190/190 points)
Complete level 2
complete level 6
complete level 10
complete level 16
complete the game
Medals Earned: 3/3 (35/35 points)
Your left hand has been amputated, you take it as a keepsake.
Your right hand has been amputated, you take it as a keepsake.
Once your fingers have been cut off so neatly that you have decided to keep them.
Medals Earned: 2/30 (10/500 points)
Complete level 1
Complete level 10
Complete level 11
Complete level 12
Complete level 13
Complete level 3
Complete level 4
Complete level 5
Complete level 6
Complete level 7
Complete level 8
Complete level 9
Complete level 14
Complete level 15
Complete level 16
Complete level 17
Complete level 18
Complete level 19
Complete level 20
Complete level 21
Complete level 22
Complete level 23
Complete level 24
Complete level 25
Complete level 26
Complete level 27
Complete level 28
Complete level 29
Complete level 30
Medals Earned: 1/4 (10/185 points)
Beat 60 seconds to enter stage 2!
Beat 120 seconds to enter stage 3!
Beat 180 seconds to win the game!
Beat 240 seconds!
Medals Earned: 1/9 (5/280 points)
Cute cat, hisses when petted.
Friendly dog, tore previous owner to shreds.
Ferocious Bear! Probably of Russian Origin.
Sad Frog. Might be gay.
Crazy Horse! Will stomp your face!
Gas escaping or forcefully pushed from the inside of anal cavity.
A feral monkey, probably the original incubator of the HIV virus.
A genius creature so filthy, religions won't eat it.
A savage donkey, responsible for the death of hundreds of villagers. Never apprehended for fear of donkey death.
Medals Earned: 1/5 (10/210 points)
Beat the first 9 levels
Beat the first 27 levels
Beat the first 18 levels
Beat the game on any mode
Beat the game on classic mode
Medals Earned: 5/23 (25/485 points)
infect a total of 100 red bloodcells.
purchase your first upgrade.
destroy a white bloodcell.
at first i was afraid, i was petrified.
spawn a total of 300 germs.
infect a total of 2500 red bloodcells.
upgrade damage to level 10.
have 65 germs alive at the same time.
destroy a total of 900 white bloodcells.
upgrade latency to level 11.
oh my god it's so intense!
spawn a total of 10000 germs.
upgrade immunity to level 9.
upgrade auto-infect to level 8.
survive a stage without infecting a single bloodcell.
earn 3500 EP for a single stage.
finish 5 stages in a row without dying.
start from scratch after completing stage 25.
upgrade reproduction rate to level 6.
finish the final stage of the campaign.
earn a total of 70000 EP.
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 19/19 (645/645 points)
It sure is animaly in here
Yum Yum
Is it edible?
Credit where credit is due
Listen to a song used in the game
Good job!
Oh my goodNess!
Well, maybe not THAT famous
Should've kept you Locke-d up
You Won!
Legend has it the Toppat's have this sword
Fail a Total of 100 Times
Get All 60 Unique Fails
Medals Earned: 1/10 (5/190 points)
Pick up the little green bits or bytes
Get to the end of easy route
Get to the end of medium route
Beat the green car
In each level, there is one FLOP
Get to the end of hard route
Beat the white car
Beat the grey car